He’s after you, Mr. Potter. You really don’t stand a chance.
- Mark Twain (via flowerette)
What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group
From the Never Mind the Bollocks documentary.
that’s right faggots
Megadeth, Good Mourning/Black Friday
today in english class we were talking about cliffhangers and my teacher asked for examples of cliffhangers and this one kid raised their hand and was like “Sherlock” and I swear to god two thirds of the class just groaned and went “sherlockkk” and it was beautiful
"I don’t want other people to decide who I am. I want to decide that for myself. I want to avoid becoming too styled and too "done" and too generic. You see people as they go through their career and they just become more and more like everyone else. They start out with something individual about them but it gets lost."